Monday, September 6, 2010

Drumroll, Please

Subverting authority is one of the Australian pastimes that I'm most fond of. Aussies root for the underdog, the downtrodden, and the harmless trickster. But, for all that, I really do LOVE a woman in uniform.


Why is that? I mean, uniforms are a staple part of sexual fantasies. Just look up "woman in uniform" with your safe search off and every second image is a woman NO LONGER wearing a uniform. Whether it is the urge to be dominated or the urge to dominate, the uniform is inherently linked with sex.


A few years ago the uniform was a big design inspiration for fashion globally. We saw military themes across the board- lots of double rows of metallic buttons, navies and off-greys and blacks with sudden splashes of reds so bright it hurt to look at them. I particularly loved the wide collars and turned cuffs- even the banded piping around the seams was cool.




This is the new Wonder Woman uniform. It's copped a lot of criticism for being too Nineties. And, yes, the rolled sleeves, cropped jacket, body suit and headband all do scream 15 years ago- but, my god, people! She's hot in this thing!


I actually had a really hard time creating this blog without the porn. But this photo proves that even porn can be beautiful:


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Whew.

Danni

Friday, September 3, 2010

Leather & Lace


When I was a little teenager, lost in my dorky fantasy worlds of books and daydreams, where I could pretend I was pretty and smart and interesting, I came across an amazing book in my library. It wasn't anything in the young adult fantasy section (a shock, I know) or a crazy internet love story written by another dorky girl on the other side of the world, or even Jung on psychology (though, I read that too- snooze fest)- It was a photographic coffee table book of Thierry Mugler's fashion creations.

Thierry Mugler is one of the most amazing fashion designers. Besides the fact that he made a hot motorcycle bodice, has taken the robotic woman motif and re-created it over and over, or even his recent forays into label cliches like perfume design and blah blah blah, it is really his hyper-feminine construct that has lasted in my mind over the years.


Hyper-femininity:

Where a cis gendered female or trans person has performed a stereotypically female gender construct to the extreme. I think that many drag queens would argue that they embody a type of hyper-femininity when performing, so I hardly accept that ONLY cis gendered women can be hyper-feminine.

The point I'm trying to get to is that hyper-femininity is a type of gender performance. The desire to dress in the extreme of one's gender may be to act out a social role- or, is it to push the bounds of gender and force a type of reaction? Hyper-femininity as a type of masquerade is a valuable concept. There are loaded ideas attached to the icons of: Lipstick. High heels. Hips. Breasts. Lips. Eyes. Hairdos. Dress. Underwear. Can a woman ever escape her gender? Or, is there forever an iconic Womanliness that she must reject, compare to or embody?


There is a certain fascination in me for gender binaries, and how those binaries can be subverted. I think that an entirely feminine woman is uplifted by a hint of hyper-masculinity exposed. When we see the clash of leather and lace the sexuality is immediately apparent- There is a contrast in the iconography of leather, traditionally associated with hunting, killing, skinning animals, James Dean's bad boy image, and a world of hyper-masculinity, placed parallel with lace, made by women to decorate women, acting as a symbol of luxury and languish to adorn a bride, a lady or a debutante.


As Clea Maison on the L Word states, the boxer-briefs under dresses, and lingerie under suits, is a contrast that is "sexy". But, more than that, it is sexually exotic. Temptation, I like to imagine, was not for Eve to eat the apple, but by eating the apple she gives herself permission to realise her femaleness- and then she attempts to clothe it. Clothes themselves are symbols of debauchery. Our shame, leading to covering up, is loaded with the desire to uncover.


Part of the beauty of the gender divide is the ability to transcend it. Without gender extremes this ability cannot exist. Unless a woman accepts the hyper-feminine construct as the stereotype she's playing out she cannot USE that construct and destroy it in one go. Without this ability... well. We'd all look pretty fucking boring, wouldn't we.

And, it's not all about gender either. To subvert racial stereotypes one must accept that they exist. Age. Culture. Sexual orientation. Fuck, hair colour. These stereotypes exist. It's all very well and good for some people to say embracing the stereotype won't further your cause. But pride in who you are will. I am a woman, I am not ashamed, and in my world of fairy floss pink, where I AM pretty and smart and interesting, I use gender performativity to realise who am, beneath the clothes.

Danni

Monday, August 16, 2010

When Life Makes You Go To Work...

...waste time there writing new blog entries.

Today's images come from the Accessories department. Enjoy our frivilousness. :D


Can you guess the accessories in this shot? Maxi-dacks might... ;P


Oh wow, scarf-tasy. Some of you might have heard my rant about artist scarfs and why they're ridiculously amazing. Ridiculously. Soon I will dedicate an entire entry to them- but, now... Oh wow! Soft, pretty, must have!


The pencil bangle is soo awesome. I wish it was my idea. Now I shall just rip it off XD


Cute-tastic acrylic ring, with etching and what looks like paint. Cooooool.


This little bird necklace shows that being colourful is not criminal! Look at him stand out from the crowd! What. A. Babe.


This bag is by Ted Noten, one of my all time favorite accessories wizard. He encases live (read, not ALIVE)crap inside plastic and makes them into see-through handbags. USELESS see-through hand bags. Crap includes cocaine, pearls, diamonds, dead mice, t-bone steaks and guns!:O


For some reason I just like these. They're not particularly well made or all that original. But they are pretty.


Weird shoes are weird. These have a wood grain texture, which I think is neat. Reminds me of Bender's down-grade.


Lace! It's a new obsession of mine. Well... not NEW. Just revived. I want this headband. Maybe I will make it?


There is something about octopi that I just like. Especially their suckers. o.O


Aaand, I don't know what these are. But I WANT them to be brooches. Hooow cool.

Ok, i get paid on THURSDAY. Must. Not. Spend.

<3 Danni

The No. 1 Solution To Crankiness:

Buy more pink.




Hooooow hot is this skirt?? I saw one similar on the front of one of the newspaper inserts at work today and not I really CANNOT get it out of my head. Tacky, yes. Happy-making, hell freakin' yeah. Imagine them with suspenders... XD


Pink Freud holding a sausage dog?? Come on, smart jokes are tres hilarious! If I had this painting on my wall in my art studio I'd be too busy grinning to actually make any of my own art.


Pink is not just for glam! This little outfit reassures me that pink is for every time of day (though a little more subtle than lipstick pink, no?)


Married with hot pink heels... Someone out there has my kind of sense of humour.


Mmmm. I'm unsure of this one... Maybe because I know it'd never fit me. *sigh* But the awkwardly adorable girl is will cheer me up instead. :P


These. Shoes. Are. Amazing. I want them, please. They will cure the blues better than a sugar high and 5-year-olds. : D


And, of course, if you wear pink you need accessories to match. This bag is pretty sweet, even if it won't hold much more than cash and a lipstick.

So, feeling better? We could always don tutus and eat strawberry ice cream as well, if you want. I know I do.

Anyway- adieu, adieu, wear pink and be merry- <3 Danni

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

It's MY Party!

And this is MY blog! So I can post what ever the hell I want! So- today I released screen shots of my new Danielle Kathleen Jewellery collections. Everyone should so totally check out my beauties on Facebook-

LINK!



ALSO!

Go read this fantastic review of my work on the Out In Canberra website! LINK!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

I'm Teaching Myself To Walk In 5-Inch Stiletto Platforms

This has long been a dream of mine. The stiletto platforms say 'I am too tall and precariously balanced, but my calves are shapely and now you are thinking about me naked.' I like that about them.



I was talking to some friends about shoes recently. One of my girl friends has one- ONE!- pair of shoe. And they're SNEAKERS! Another guys had one pair of sneakers and some broken Dunlops. What is wrong with these people?? I promised to introduce the guy to Aquila (it's the best we can do in Canberra) for some sweet dress shoes, but how do I take a girl in sneaks to heel level in 0.5 seconds? It's so sad.



In assessing these lovelies peeps on their shoe malfunctions, I realised- I don't have enough shoes. Or, at least, I have plenty of shoes, but only two or three pairs actually get worn regularly. This is for several reasons:

1. Height. When I wear ballet flats I'm a foot shorter than everyone in the group. Wearing platform stilettos doesn't even make me that much closer, but it's a start.



2. Balance. It's haaaard to walk in stilettos! Usually, if I wiggle too much while in them I fall over. I mean, I call these 'function shoes', the kind of shoes you wear on a runway or to a function where you sit down 3/4 of the time. 5 seconds walk or 5 hour sit. NOT to go shopping in. Which I did. It took me ten minutes to walk from my car to the shop right above me. Fail.



3. Matching. You know... If you're going to wear crazy shoes they have to match the outfit you're constructing. And electric blue only goes with so much. I have shoes I've never worn because finding a matching outfit has completely eluded me.



4. Price tag. You can't trash the $1200 pair of shoes, babe. It's sacrilege.



5. Fit. Because even though they don't fit... you REALLY wanted them to.



Here are some nice pics to drool over! This first one is John Fluevog- his shoes are INSANE. I love them.






Adieu, mon ami- Danni (PS I say this all the time. It means "goodbye, my friend" right?)

Friday, August 6, 2010

Today I Spent $400.00

1. Hair Cut and Dye: $OhSh!t

2. New Sexy Underwear: $Many

3. New Skirt: $Lots

4. Red Lipstick, Foundation and Lipliner: $TooMuch

5. Pink, Black and Yellow Tights: $Why??

6. Bunny Ears : $For a Party that never happened.

7. Suspenders : $AWESOME.

TOTAL: $400.00 That is 4/5ths of my pay. I'm so doomed.